the original joe fisher.

"I believe that I am because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:02:47 -0800

“I believe that I am because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are reflective of so many other American values. And I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the kind of a spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with some kind of elite Ivy League education and a fact resume that’s based on anything but hard work and private sector, free enterprise principles. Americans could be seeking something like that in positive change in their leadership. I’m not saying that has to be me.”

- Sarah Palin

Aaaaaand several hours later…

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:00:39 -0800

Aaaaaand several hours later…

"I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I..."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:01:47 -0800

“I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I don’t want ‘em stuffing it down my throat all the time. Certainly not in my kid’s face.”

- think progress

And then, this morning, for no apparent reason…

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:58:06 -0800

And then, this morning, for no apparent reason…

Biblical Tweets » Noah’s On a Boat!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:39:45 -0800

Biblical Tweets » Noah’s On a Boat!

Does working from home make you more productive? Yes (with data)!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:36:46 -0800

Does working from home make you more productive? Yes (with data)!:

Booya!

My son, wearing his super-cute, mildly offensive art project.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:06:36 -0800

My son, wearing his super-cute, mildly offensive art project.

"SHE WAS IN A STORAGE LOCKER NONE OF HER FAMILY WANT HER, SO IM OFFERING HER TO YOU AT A DISCOUNT..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:01:47 -0800

“SHE WAS IN A STORAGE LOCKER NONE OF HER FAMILY WANT HER, SO IM OFFERING HER TO YOU AT A DISCOUNT PRICE, ASHES ARE STARTING TO LEAK FROM BOTTOM, I DID DROP HER, I ALSO GOT HER PHOTOS SHE WAS APROX 67 YEARS OLD, 170 POUNDS, 5’7 THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PIECE OF ASH YOULL EVER GET…”

- best of craigslist: I GOT SOMEONES DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN URN

I like this one even more because the entire listing is in ALL CAPS.

Sabina Stobrawe: Divorce lift

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:31:48 -0800

Sabina Stobrawe: Divorce lift

"Want to sit around with me? Fuck it I say. Throw in the towel. Stop sucking in your gut and let it..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:01:46 -0800

“Want to sit around with me? Fuck it I say. Throw in the towel. Stop sucking in your gut and let it go. Admit defeat. Let’s have queso dip and watch M*A*S*H reruns, the way god intended. Let’s sit around together. We can play cribbage or something. Order take out. Take a nap. Microwave some leftovers. Come on. You know you want to.”

- best of craigslist: Let’s do a lot of sitting around together

Nami - today and tomorrow

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:07:46 -0800

Nami - today and tomorrow

“A Place That I Remember” by Eric Fortune

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:36:52 -0800

“A Place That I Remember” by Eric Fortune

Once known as the terror among the ice, the Frost Kraken of 1816...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:05:46 -0800

Once known as the terror among the ice, the Frost Kraken of 1816 enveloped its prey with the snow white embrace of silken fur and would quickly dispatch a still-beating heart with its concealed obsidian beak. Explorers tell of the rare Frost Kraken ink which remained as warm as smouldering embers long after the beast’s own death. A single drop upon naked skin was said to cause a lasting sense of pleasure and euphoria so powerful that it was most certainly fatal to all but the most exceptional victims.

The Frost Kraken

willzone: Supergirl, for some reason i doubt your super...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:35:46 -0800

willzone:

Supergirl, for some reason i doubt your super senses.

bohemea: Oprah To Go Off Air In 2011 In a press release...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:05:46 -0800

bohemea:

Oprah To Go Off Air In 2011

In a press release received early Thursday evening, Tim Bennett, the president of Harpo, Inc., Oprah’s production company, has announced the show will go off the air.

“Tomorrow [Friday], Oprah will announce live on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history. The sun will set on the “Oprah” show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”

Tune in at 4 p.m. this Friday on Channel 9 for Oprah’s live announcement.

Even though I never watched it, it’s hard to imagine a world without Oprah.

shark

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:34:47 -0800

shark

"On occasion, when we’ve been on the cusp of doing something completely inane on NBC Nightly News, I..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:04:47 -0800

“On occasion, when we’ve been on the cusp of doing something completely inane on NBC Nightly News, I will gently suggest to my colleagues that we simply courier the tape over to Jon’s office, to spare the Daily Show interns the time and trouble of logging our broadcast that night. That usually gets us to rethink the inane segment we were planning on airing. The old arc of a news story went like this: News happens. Media cover news. Audience reacts, then turns in for the night. For the past several years, however, there’s been another step added to the end of the process: being held to account for our faults by a comedy show with a sharp eye and a sharp tongue. How did we live without it?”

- Brian Williams

paveiksliukai

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:33:48 -0800

paveiksliukai

Captain Blackbeard's College of Piracy - Ye Olde Course Catalogue, Spring '10.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:02:48 -0800

Captain Blackbeard's College of Piracy - Ye Olde Course Catalogue, Spring '10.

Violet Voice

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:32:46 -0800

Violet Voice