the original joe fisher.

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want… well, that’s where you’re right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there’s a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

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Val Kilmer (via hydeordie)

How about this one:

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said: ‘I drank what?’”