April 2010
“This is not the first bomb I’ve experienced.”
– George Clooney, on finding and old World War II bomb near his property on Lake Como
REBLOG WITH YOUR PORN NAME
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GRADE SCHOOL + FAVORITE SOFT DRINK
COEBURN LEMONADE.
WALDORF SPRITE
Well, only because mine is so amusing: Saint Cecelia Cherry Coke. It has the word ‘saint’ AND a stripper name (‘cherry’- perhaps I was a stripper before I turned to movies) AND a drug (‘coke,’ obvs). Perfect.
I don’t know. ”Pinecrest Red Rattler” doesn’t sound...
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“Looking for a good looking girl, ages 18-25 to take a few pictures with me. In...”
– best of craigslist: Take a few pictures for cash (female)
Japan to Launch Solar-Powered Spaceship →
Dear Japan,
Icarus was a young man who tried to escape a massive labyrinth with his father by creating wings held together with wax. He loved the sensation of flying so much that he flew too close to the sun and his wings melted.
Maybe don’t name your new spaceship after him?
Just a thought.
-ojf
“I am selling this bicycle because my therapist suggested I need to come to terms...”
– best of craigslist: Stately Dutch MILF Magnet
I despise the rule that periods are placed before...
(via afghanibanani)
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I bet Ron Paul has a plan to fix it.
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Everybody relax and have a banana.
Josephine...
M.I.A’s “Born Free” Video Pulled by YouTube →
C’mon YouTube! Grow a pair!
John Mayer is on Tumblr. So, I'll see you guys... →
“Activists for Latino and immigrant rights — and supporters of sane...”
– Eugene Robinson - Arizona’s new immigration law is an act of vengeance
Nicotine Chic: Writers as Smokers →
quitecleva-deactivated20120910 asked: whose your favorite artist?
On the proper cooking of camel hump... →
