April 2010
“Impending doom.”
– What Valerie tweeted this morning to me because she agreed to do this with me. But what makes me the REAL idiot is that I’m going to be posting every single one of them here.
Kate.
Yes.
March 2010
Gonorrhoea 2: Pants on Fire. →
Okay everyone, strap in and get ready for the... →
Michael Steele: Wasting GOP funds or shooting a... →
“In fact, the current surge of anger — and the accompanying rise in right-wing...”
– Frank Rich ”The Rage is Not About Healthcare” (via jayparkinsonmd)
I think this is a fair synopsis, as controversial as it may be.
(via afghanibanani)
“Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel…Can I get a...”
– Texts From Last Night
Hutaree is a dumb name for a Christian militia. →
Fatherhood Pro-Tip:
When considering fatherhood follow these simple steps:
Go to your local Costco.
Buy a fifty pound sack of rice.
Place the sack across your shoulders.
Walk around Disneyland for at least four hours.
Afterwards ask yourself, “Do you want to be a father?”
If the answer is yes, go forth and impregnate.
robotturtle-deactivated20100627 asked: Your sloganmaker posts are making me die right now (in the good way). The Stalin one I laughed at for a good while! Just wanted to share :-)
Axe me anything. →
