January 2010
Happy New Year Everyone
Today's SPAM names:
Lucine Rivi
Catherine Borneman
Isabelle Boehringer
Speaker Nancy Pelosi
“So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving...”
– best of craigslist: 1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.
Movie Posters of the Decade →
December 2009
“1) I did not “cheat on you” and cause the breakup of our marriage....”
– best of craigslist: To my ex-husband…
“I get it. You wanted to go faster, and given that you drive a Mitsubishi Lancer...”
– best of craigslist: To the guy who tailgated me for 20 miles this morning
“After you identify me by my chili and also perhaps by my concealed nakedness,...”
– best of craigslist: Fulfill My Waffle House Fantasy
“One day you’re number seven in the UK. You feel good. You’re where...”
– Thom Yorke, on the release of “OK Computer”.
I am the master of the steering-wheel drum solo.
“I found one of those hair tie things that somehow managed to squeeze into every...”
– best of craigslist: A letter to my dead girlfriend - m4w
Tip: Whoever wants to marry me can assure success...
afghanibanani:
theoriginaljoefisher:
afghanibanani:
they get down on one knee with a box of Saltines and a jar of peanut butter.
Done deal.
And do what with it?
Give it to me, so I can eat it. As opposed to proposing with a ring… silly.
Just checking. I didn’t know if you were getting all weird on us.
Tip: Whoever wants to marry me can assure success...
afghanibanani:
they get down on one knee with a box of Saltines and a jar of peanut butter.
Done deal.
And do what with it?
“In the spirit of forsaking the mutually sexist paradigm of sexy Halloween...”
– best of craigslist: I Need a Harpoon
I forgot how to relax.
(via myrm)
Weed. Booze. Reruns of “House”. Repeat.
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