September 2008
“Of the 38 men to have been elected President since 1789, eight have failed to...”
– David Goldstein: Tippecanoe and Palin Too
August 2008
Daily Kos: Praying for Rain? Be Careful What You... →
What Dobson learned this week: God loves him but he’s a terrible marksman…
“She’s not prepared to be governor. How can she be prepared to be vice...”
– Daily Kos: Even Locals Are Blasting Palin Pick
“With all due respect again to Governor Kaine, he’s been a governor for...”
– Karl Rove, professional asshole and accidental comedian.
Sarah Palin is your new Segway →
Johnny Sisk: Sarah Palin, In Comparison →
And for those of you who are keeping track, that’s 48 hours we had to wait for “Biden: His Time.” But only 24 hours for “Palin: In Comparison”.
Dear Dudes,
I can’t get on the internets right now without one of you REALLY witty guys making a wisecrack about the attractiveness of the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.
I’m looking forward to a few days from now when you find out a little bit more about the crazy conservative Pat-Buchanan-Loving Lightning Rod that she is and suddenly feel icky and weird.
Cheers.
-ojf
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-24) →
Pixies
Barenaked Ladies
Rômulo Fróes
Spoon
Bon Iver
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Who is this “hockey mom” of five, and what does she believe, besides...”
– McCain’s Quayle: One of herkids is named Track - 236 - News
The internet is exploding with Palin.
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss...”
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via hrrrthrrr)
McCain picks female VP →
brookehatfield:
i guess this will seal the deal for a lot of clinton backers who were threatening to vote for mccain.
All 17 of them.
And just as we waited for the headline "Biden: His...
We shall now wait for the headline “Palin: In Comparison”.
“The volatile issue of teaching creation science in public schools popped up in...”
– Don’t be afraid of information. Or, you know, the lack of it.
Daily Kos: Yup, rallying the base
I would just like to say...
Tonight we were the first western country to nominate an ethnic minority as a candidate for the highest office in the land. I’m very proud of that. Good work you guys. And TAKE THAT EUROPE! -ojf
“I have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a...”
– Martin Lewis: McCain Salutes Martin Luther King’s “I Have A Dream” Speech
McCain Schedules Rally for Saturday Evening... →
Initially complained to advisers “who could be up at such an hour?”.
Generalizations
marco:
“People on Tumblr are all _____…”
“Tumblr is full of _____ fans…”
Tumblr is a lot bigger than the handful of popular New York users and those who follow them.
I’m going to go with “Hominids” and “Rotating”.
“If Senator McCain continues to be the schmuck he’s being, we’re...”
– Obama Chief Of Staff Calls McCain A “Schmuck”
Phelps gets $1.6 million book deal →
(via peterwknox)
It’s going to be called “How I liked to Swim and Other Shit I’m Into That’s Totally Sweet-Ass.
Whiskeycoat?
What the hell’s going on over there?
“Sylvester Stallone
Jon Voight
Heidi Montag
Stephen Baldwin
Tom Selleck
The...”
– What do all these A-listers have in common? They are backing John McCain (via somethingchanged)
I’m going to have to take issue with the term “A-Lister”.
Cindy McCain Heads to Georgia (No, Not the State) →
Days later, Georgia finds itself strangely devoid of recipes.
McMoney →
I will trade my sombrero for your kayak. →
“And I said, ‘Well, I don’t know. But really, honestly’-and I...”
– Juergen Teller, photographer, isn’t sexy
“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she...”
– Maya Angelou on Handling adversity 