June 2008
The Democratic Party: Who needs reform when you... →
“What you think of Obama? Schultz, who works maintenance at this arena, shakes...”
– On the Road: Obama at Rushmore, Too - The Caucus - Politics - New York Times Blog
May 2008
“The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a...”
– The History Boys (via sophiescott + vane-h + robot-heart) (via katydid)
I’m not so sure about this. When I’m reading for research, finding something that I thought was “particular to” me, I think “Crap, there goes that article I was gonna write.” (via pica)
In Canada, a Secret War Against Right Feet →
Monkeys Control a Mechanical Arm With Their... →
Sweden turning sewage into a gasoline substitute. →
I can see the future. One man turns to another and remarks, “Can you believe the price of shit these days?”
“Mr. Munroe believes that analyzing a joke is like dissecting a frog — it can be...”
– Link by Link - This Is Funny Only if You Know Unix - NYTimes.com
Rival to Iran’s President Elected as Parliament... →
Okay, this is ridiculous. John McCain’s running all around the country talking like Iran a nation of child-eating werewolves and yet they’re electing Ahmadinejad’s rival as the parliment speaker to…
“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and...”
– Tina Fey (via danhacker)
“It wasn’t all misery, of course. He was a wonderful storyteller, and also a...”
– Jeffrey Goldberg (May 27, 2008) - Sydney Pollack
“Kirk” calls for depopulation. →
Wouldn’t it be funny of we look back as a race and say… “If only we’d listened to Shatner.”
Dead Moose →
19 hurt chasing cheese →
(via pica)
I have this list of headlines that I never thought would be printed. It’s been whittled down over the years. With the printing of the above headline there’s only one left on my list: “Zbigniew Brzezinski is the Fifth Silon”
Women Want to Wrestle; Small Colleges Oblige. →
The only question being, what are big collages smoking?
Energy fears looming, new survivalists prepare →
To put a positive spin on it… At least they’re not preparing for the apocalypse anymore.
“They took about 160 flights in all, one after the other, according to the stage...”
– From an article on jet lag, the story of Sarah… (kottke.org)
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3 Girls, 1 Schmuck. - Orbitcast.com
“You see, if the Obama campaign could be compared to a Rolex watch (finely tuned,...”
– Pre Mortems: Impoverished, Chaotic McCain Campaign Will Fail Big, Say Republicans
“It’s time to get rid of Paula, who binds her breasts the way Chinese women...”
– Finale wrap-up: “American Idol” | Salon Arts & Entertainment
“Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us....”
– June 2008 - Pirate’s Booty - Los Angeles Magazine
