March 2008
A really nice article in the Washington Post by... →
February 2008
Coming soon... the deluge vaccine. →
Oh, fuck here we go again. →
IM with K.
K: excuse me
what is that thing called that men pin on to their lapels at like weddings and prom
I keep wanting to call it a mountaineer
ojf: boutaneer
K: is that the proper spelling
ojf: i don't know
K: if you had to have sex with (redacted) or (redacted) which would you choose
ojf: (redacted)
That's the easiest question anyone's ever asked me
K: if you had to marry her or have sex with (redacted) which would you do
ojf: Marry her.
People have affairs
its all good
K: I think you'd go to jail for murder
and then you'd be cellmates with someone way worse that (redacted) and you'd have to have sex with HIM
ojf: I'd never get caught, I'm too smooth.
K: I can't find the spelling. I'm going to call it a lapel flower
ojf: Just call it a mountaineer
That's sounds awesome
K: k
The Dreams of the Captain →
The Captain has been having weird dreams lately. Stinie’s been having them all her life. G.B. is always on the run in his dreams. And Mr. Showman is unconvinced that he’s not dreaming right now.
“to work is to pray.”
– William F Buckley Jr.
Via Dail Kos...
"The surge is working!"
"So our troops can come home now?"
"Yes!"
"All of them?"
"Well, no."
"How many?"
"Oh, at least sixteen thousand!"
"Out of a hundred and sixty thousand?"
"Look, sixteen thousand is a lot!"
"It's ten percent."
"We're pulling troops out and you're complaining?"
"Leaving ninety percent of our troops there for the foreseeable future must mean the surge isn’t working."
"Of course the surge is working! Don’t you read the papers? It's a big success!"
"How big a success does it need to be so we can bring more troops home? Do we need a surge for the surge?"
"Oh ha ha, real clever. Can't you just be patient?"
"We invaded five years ago. We were told it would be a cakewalk."
"Oh, great. Rehash the past. How typical."
"Do you think we should remember the sacrifices made by the four thousand American soldiers who have been killed so far in Iraq?"
"Of course I do."
"Isn't that 'rehashing the past'?"
"You're starting to piss me off."
"By the way, why aren’t you fighting for your country in Iraq? Aren't you a mighty hawk?"
"Why aren't you?!"
"I offered. But they won’t let gay people fight for freedom. Too much soap and too many showers, I guess. You?"
"Uh...I got a cyst. On my buttock."
"Ouch. Does it affect your blogging?"
"Sometimes I have to stand."
"I acknowledge your sacrifice."
"Thanks, man."
What I learned from the 2008 Oscars...
1) I must pull all my Frames mp3s off my storage drive and revisit them.
2) I will have to resist the urge to sing “falling slowly” at the top of my lungs in the car on the way to work.
3) Nicole Kidman’s forehead is a snowy desolate plain upon which no life will take hold.
4) If you hold the Tivo until about an hour and a half in and then press play, the whole thing sails by...
“Make Art! Make Art! Make Art!”
– Glen Hansard at the Oscars.
SO... →
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.”
– John McCain Salon
WatchBreitbart.tv » Liberal Comedian Goes on Anti-Fox News Rant During Live Broadcast
“Cindy McCain, the wife of Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.), admitted stealing...”
– Antiwar.com Blog · McCain’s Other War Frauds
Watchaatw:
Incredible! from kwest on Vimeo. via William Wilkinson
WatchThe Dangers of Wind Power.
The Dreams of the Captain →
The Captain has been having weird dreams lately. Stinie’s been having them all her life. G.B. is always on the run in his dreams. And Mr. Showman is unconvinced that he’s not dreaming right now.
privacy?
Dear Jessica,
I posted this into a private group and we all had a HUGE LAUGH about it. Thanks for the good time.
-ojf
jessicagoldharalson:
Question 4 Tumblrs:
Does it make you guys antsy when your posts get reblogged into a “private group?”
Maybe it’s my paranoia showing but I have this idea that all of the Really Cool Kids are laughing at my words. Do you use these “private groups”? What...
Obama Fever Is Breaking On the Web -... →
Dear Rick,
You might want to read the entire article before you decide it’s an anti-Obama article… Just a thought.
(via rickr)
I want them all to be armed with lasers so they... →
It's hard to not be impressed... →
That's my FUCKING alma MATER you FUCKING ASShole. →
Barack Obama Lifts Speech from Deval Patrick: Just... →
Dear Rick,
Heres the cattle.
-ojf
rickr:
Yep, this man is all hat and no cattle. The kiddies and the rest of the sheep continue to fall for it. Hopefully, we grownups will get our way in the end and elect a qualified and less exciting president to lead our nation in these very turbulent times. 1st choice is Senator Clinton; John McCain is second. BO just is not ready.
