June 2007
May 2007
Cockblock!
Bush: And so, I am asking for 30 billion dollars to fight The AIDS.
Me: That's a lot of money. What will you do with it all?
Bush: Not sure. Thinkin' about billboards all over the country that say "Stop Fuckin'".
Me: Okay.
Bush: And maybe some skywritin'.
Me: Skywriting?
Bush: Big cloudy messages that read "AIDS is wrong. Stop with all your AIDS-havin'."
Me: Any money for research?
Bush: No.
A Song a Day: Subterranean Kicks, Hope the Light
Never heard of these guys before but hey… who the heck am I? Download “Hope The Light” (mp3) from “Subterranean Kicks” by The Furze Three Sixty Records Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Rhapsody Stream from Rhapsody More On This Album
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America: So, you look great...
Iran: Thanks, yeah. So do you.
America: Nah. I have aproblem with the fast food, y'know?
Iran: Still, huh?
Amercia: You know. Some things never change.
Iran: Right.... Right.
American: So, I'm tryin' to think, how long's it been?
Iran: Oh wow, uh.... 1980?
American: Seriously? Wow.... That's uh... Y'know
Iran: A long time?
America: Totally.
Iran: So wierd to think about, right?
America: Totally!
Iran: I think about myself back then and I'm like... whoa.
America: Yeah.
Iran: I mean, I had a totally different president.
America: We Both did. I was such an idiot back then.
Iran: Me too. Seriously.
America: Yeah.
Iran: Wait, what do you mean, "yeah".
America: No, I mean-
Iran: You thought I was an idiot?
America: You thought you were an idiot.
Iran: Whatever.
America: Don't get upset about it.
Iran: This was a mistake.
They're thinking of calling it a snake. →
Twenty Four Dollars
(via Cinema du Phone)
Is there any way we can trap all these women in... →
El Song of El Day: Sacala Bailar, The Spanish...
Everyone! Fluf out your sleeeves! Wear tight pants! Salsa! Download “Sacala Bailar” (mp3) from “United We Swing” by Spanish Harlem Orchestra Six Degrees Travel Series Buy at Six Degrees Records Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at eMusic More On This Album
Here is a list of ten things I don't care about. →
Coming soon, subsidies for the school of hard... →
Spacerice! →
Corngouging! →
Song of the day: Betty Davis, Anti-Love Song
Listening to Betty Davis is not unlike being solicited by a prostitute… And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Download “Anti Love Song” (mp3) from “Betty Davis” by Betty Davis Light In The Attic Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at eMusic Buy at Napster Buy at Rhapsody Stream from Rhapsody More On This Album
WatchI would have no problem with an entire album of Bruce Campbell covering Duran Duran.
China loves the nasty. →
song of the day... things we do, nils krogh
back from goddamn newy your and my shift key isn’t working. can you tell… listen… i like jazz okay… so here… Download “Things We Do” (mp3) from “Things We Do” by Nils Krogh DNM - Dealers of Nordic Music More On This Album
Song of the Day: Star27, Soldier on Son
Download “Soldier on Son” (mp3) from “1, 2 Begin Now EP” by Star27 Caroline True Records Buy at Rhapsody Stream from Rhapsody More On This Album
Discourse
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: No.
Congress: Benchmarks.
Bush: Fine.
Song of the Day: Linda Draper, Shine
I don’t know much about Linda, but she seems like such a nice lady, doesn’t she? How could you not buy her album? Download “Shine” (mp3) from “Keepsake” by Linda Draper Planting Seeds Records Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at RealNetworks / Rhapsody Buy at Planting Seeds Records Buy at eMusic More On This Album
A film by Sam Fuller starring Mark Hammil →
Please, God make it stop... →
I Heart LAist.com →
WatchAs long as we have rock, the kids will be alright. Buy your kid a flying V and teach them the double vikings. Viewing “Eddie Vedder, Steve Jones, Flea, Jack Irons - The Kids Are Alright - Live@Hullabaloo 2007” at MusicPlusTV.com/28157/
Are you happy NOW, Sheryl Crow? →
