April 2007
Rad. →
This site should be called: "I Fool Myself Into... →
WHat would you write on YOUR ruben? →
“My job is a job to make decisions. I’m a decision—if the job description...”
– Bushism of the Day - By Jacob Weisberg - Slate Magazine
Watch
Can you spot the elephant in this video?
There is nothing transparent about this. →
Is there anything that there is not a championship... →
Beer is funny. →
Moveon.xxx
Me: So what do you think you'll do now?
Duke LaCrosse Players: I don't know... Get some whores?
Everything's Going Really Well. →
Pinata
Me: Alberto, what the fuck happened, you look like shit.
Alberto Gonzales: Seriously, I don't recall.
“My attitude about the world changed, and I know the attitude about the world...”
– Our President
A Pounding
Pound: I'm twice what you are.
Dollar: What? You think people don't have two dollars? You think I can't just go to your musty, rainy, potato-eating, vegetable boiling little island 'cause "Oh, no the pound is worth two dollars now it must mean that Britian is relevant!" What ever will I do?
Pound: You don't have to be insulting about it.
Dollar: Screw you, Nigel.
Milktoast
Giuliani: ... I don't know. Fifteen dollars.
Me: You think a gallon of milk is fifteen dollar?
Giuliani: What the hell do I care? Huh? It's freakin' milk! How much do you think it costs?
Me: Well, it costs between four an five dollars depending on if you have a dairy compact in your-
Giuliani: Fuck you, you asshole!
Me: I'm just-
Giuliani: You want I should beat you in your stupid head?
Me: No, I-
Giuliani: 9/11! 9/11 you fucknut! Remember dat!?
Me: What?
Giuliani: Fuck you!
Um. Darn? →
Conversation of the Day
Alberto Ganzales: I'm so totally screwed.
Me: Should've gone to Regent I guess.
“And my concern, David, is several.”
– Our President.
We’ve lost Kurt Vonnegut AND Haley Scarnato?… So it goes.
