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My son, wearing his super-cute, mildly offensive art project.

My son, wearing his super-cute, mildly offensive art project.



"SHE WAS IN A STORAGE LOCKER NONE OF HER FAMILY WANT HER, SO IM OFFERING HER TO YOU AT A DISCOUNT PRICE, ASHES ARE STARTING TO LEAK FROM BOTTOM, I DID DROP HER, I ALSO GOT HER PHOTOS SHE WAS APROX 67 YEARS OLD, 170 POUNDS, 5’7 THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST PIECE OF ASH YOULL EVER GET…"

best of craigslist: I GOT SOMEONES DEAD GRANDMOTHER IN URN

I like this one even more because the entire listing is in ALL CAPS.



Sabina Stobrawe: Divorce lift

"Want to sit around with me? Fuck it I say. Throw in the towel. Stop sucking in your gut and let it go. Admit defeat. Let’s have queso dip and watch M*A*S*H reruns, the way god intended. Let’s sit around together. We can play cribbage or something. Order take out. Take a nap. Microwave some leftovers. Come on. You know you want to."


Nami - today and tomorrow

“A Place That I Remember” by Eric Fortune

Once known as the terror among the ice, the Frost Kraken of 1816 enveloped its prey with the snow white embrace of silken fur and would quickly dispatch a still-beating heart with its concealed obsidian beak. Explorers tell of the rare Frost Kraken ink which remained as warm as smouldering embers long after the beast’s own death. A single drop upon naked skin was said to cause a lasting sense of pleasure and euphoria so powerful that it was most certainly fatal to all but the most exceptional victims.
The Frost Kraken

Once known as the terror among the ice, the Frost Kraken of 1816 enveloped its prey with the snow white embrace of silken fur and would quickly dispatch a still-beating heart with its concealed obsidian beak. Explorers tell of the rare Frost Kraken ink which remained as warm as smouldering embers long after the beast’s own death. A single drop upon naked skin was said to cause a lasting sense of pleasure and euphoria so powerful that it was most certainly fatal to all but the most exceptional victims.

The Frost Kraken



willzone:

Supergirl, for some reason i doubt your super senses.

willzone:

Supergirl, for some reason i doubt your super senses.



bohemea:

Oprah To Go Off Air In 2011
In a press release received early Thursday evening, Tim Bennett, the president of Harpo, Inc., Oprah’s production company, has announced the show will go off the air.“Tomorrow [Friday], Oprah will announce live on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history. The sun will set on the “Oprah” show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”Tune in at 4 p.m. this Friday on Channel 9 for Oprah’s live announcement.

Even though I never watched it, it’s hard to imagine a world without Oprah.

bohemea:

Oprah To Go Off Air In 2011

In a press release received early Thursday evening, Tim Bennett, the president of Harpo, Inc., Oprah’s production company, has announced the show will go off the air.

“Tomorrow [Friday], Oprah will announce live on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history. The sun will set on the “Oprah” show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”

Tune in at 4 p.m. this Friday on Channel 9 for Oprah’s live announcement.

Even though I never watched it, it’s hard to imagine a world without Oprah.



shark

shark



"On occasion, when we’ve been on the cusp of doing something completely inane on NBC Nightly News, I will gently suggest to my colleagues that we simply courier the tape over to Jon’s office, to spare the Daily Show interns the time and trouble of logging our broadcast that night. That usually gets us to rethink the inane segment we were planning on airing. The old arc of a news story went like this: News happens. Media cover news. Audience reacts, then turns in for the night. For the past several years, however, there’s been another step added to the end of the process: being held to account for our faults by a comedy show with a sharp eye and a sharp tongue. How did we live without it?"


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